absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

(via tupawkwaard)

• White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
• Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: anotherbadpoem, via sincerelykeeza)